reading the first question on a test you know nothing about
black people at work
Wake up America
when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name
me as a teacher
AKA nobody is finding your weed today
do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl
U know she dead
TIL The “polo” shirt was invented by a French tennis player named René Lacoste in 1926. It was designed to be worn with the collar upturned or ‘popped’ to protect your neck from the sun.
TRYING TO KEEP QUIET ACTUALLY MAKES IT THE LOUDEST NOISE YOU’VE EVER HEARD
Did I mention I was trying to quietly eat a donut in a wrapper without waking up our roommate?