Au contraire

shybeatlesgirl:

“To me they’re not Beatles. I don’t look at George and think he’s a Beatle, I look at him and I think he’s George, and I love George.” 

-John Lennon

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

sideponytailanimewife:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.


"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.

"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one