“To me they’re not Beatles. I don’t look at George and think he’s a Beatle, I look at him and I think he’s George, and I love George.”
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
i’ve never seen something so accurate
when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
TINY WORKING COMPUTER
can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one