Au contraire

sighconic:

reading the first question on a test you know nothing about

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madeupmonkeyshit:

black people at work

clearly-misunderst0od:

Wake up America

clearly-misunderst0od:

Wake up America

bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

shitshilarious:

AKA nobody is finding your weed today

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

chitzybitch:

U know she dead

chitzybitch:

U know she dead

PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

tilthat:

TIL The “polo” shirt was invented by a French tennis player named René Lacoste in 1926. It was designed to be worn with the collar upturned or ‘popped’ to protect your neck from the sun.

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gating:

TRYING TO KEEP QUIET ACTUALLY MAKES IT THE LOUDEST NOISE YOU’VE EVER HEARD

Did I mention I was trying to quietly eat a donut in a wrapper without waking up our roommate?

TRYING TO KEEP QUIET ACTUALLY MAKES IT THE LOUDEST NOISE YOU’VE EVER HEARD